I go to the public library like it's highway robbery. Banned books? Yes, please. Add them to my to-read list. I like them 2nd hand. Fight for the on-hold line. I'm sure the trees don't mind. This book of mine. How long do I have left? Should I renew it or bide for more time? Damn, that book's hot. Got 5 people reader-blocked. Why does that feel nice? Well, guess I'll pay the late fine.