Order & safety.
That's what my library gives me.
They record my name for a fee
and they have what I need.
Order & safety.
All the librarians have PhDs,
so they know what "Shhhh" means,
and they serve you with humanity.
I wish I can live there
among the books & DVDs.
Just archive me alphabetically,
I know I will be in good company.
Order and safety.
My books are past due.
It's OK I will visit soon
whenever I need a hit.
Order & safety.
Order & safety!
ORDER & SAFETY!!